6000 voices in my lobby

 

No I’m not going mad or hallucinating but I do have 6000 voices in my lobby (I’m Kenny’s answer to the Ghost Whisperer ) 

To be more correct 6000 kensington and fairfield VOiCES…..the new local newspaper which kensingtonVision is responsible for.

And here is the photo to prove it!

You can read the online version www.kfvoice.wordpress.com

The Walkin the Dog-The real deal

Since my last blog I have become the owner of a hyper active Cocker Spaniel which Sheila’s next door neighbour was not wanting to keep. Her name is Milli (short fot Milli Tant the Viz character), she’s just about settling in and is only barking at my son Adam now (good girl).

On the face of it I wouldnt have gone for a pedigree dog, but she is such a beauty I decided being five years without a dog was long enough (longest time in my life without one). My first dog ever was a cocker, caleld Blackie, it was old when I was born and died when I was about 7 or 8, it was bonkers and ferocious, I think some cokers suffer from madness due to genetically small skulls which press on the brain and make them bonkers, this was aslo the dog whoes hair stood up on end when it saw a ghost with my dad (the only person who could walk him) donw Garston shore one sunday morning. Now I only found out about this after me dad died, he only told my sister and my mum as he wasnt the type of bloke to see or believe in ghosts, but apparently the dog’s hair did stand on end!!!! I shall have to tell my mate old dick to find me a haunted site in kenny and I can see if Milli is as receptive to the “other side”.

So I can be seen wandering the edge lane birchfield park area with my dog in one hand and my shit bag in the other. Milli may even become the model for the other dog character in the “Kicking the Krap out of Kenny” project. Oh I fogot I havent told you about that yet, but I will soon.

Pedgiree cocker spaniel, papers and everything

Bing Sings Sting

I have been looking at this bloke on youtibe for ages and he recently featured on BBC Northe West, his name is Steve RIjks and this is my favourite of his impersonations, where he does bing singing sting very clever and very well done dont you think, check his other videos, ringo making toast, and many many more

New version of Marmaris video

New shorter version of the dogs home video

Bit of Dogging inTurkey-

Now I’ve got your attention the type of doggin I’m talking about takes places at the maramris Dogs Home, which we visited last week. It was an interesting experience, all those sad dogs looking for a home. but they were happy to see us, wagging their tales even though the sun was cracking the flags-Here’s the video showing our visit.

Yes that is Hulan Uluc presenting the video-or is it……………….

More Adolf than Freddie

So we’re in the Irish Bar and we’re trying to guess which of the lads is going to pretend to be Freddie Mercury, and quite unbelievabley it is kevin….we did ask him what his Baba (dad) would say and he said he would kill him. We did suggest we he gets a bigger moustache as he was more Hitler than Freddie.

Hakan

Kevin as Freddie/Adolf

Kevin in the middle before his amazing “Stars in Your Eyes” transformation above.

My money is on Lanci lass

While we were in Icmeler we went and found the Irish Bar to seek out a Kurdish friend Hakan who was invalided out of his army national service and had managed to get a job at this bar. It is what you call a fun pub, i.e. very noisey cheap cheap booze, nit iour kind of place really but ok for one drink.

The Turkish fun pubs do their own shows, some are better than others and the Irish bar does their versions of ”Grease” “Freddie Mercury Show” (more of this later) and other stuff, it’s bit tacky sometimes.

Anyhow following morning we stop off their for a brekkie (full ingilinze of course) and we got chatting to some of the waiters. Two things about the waiters or a lot of them, firstly they are usually Kurdish (from Eastern Turkey) which is a very very poor part, and their six months working has to support them during the winter months, they work their bollocks off (over 14 hours a day)and dont get a great deal of pay anyway. They also think we cant pronounce thier rela turkish names, so they cam themselves, Kevin not Kenan, Jan instead of Mehmet and Gerald…well we never found out Gerald’s real turkish name. We alsway tell them we like to know thier real names.

So we get tlaking to two of the Kurdish lads at the Irish Bar and they tell us their reaa names and are a bit taken aback at that, then all of a sudden and for the life of me I cant say how this happened but my partner, Sheila (know for her physical strength and ability to brick wild and tame animals) ends up in an arm wrestiling competition with one of the lads.

I’ll let the picture tell the whole story……

 

the Wager!

Cool Hand Sheeee

on your marks

Hulan Uluc watches from the sidelines

needless to say Sheee let him win to maintain his Turkish Machismo.

More stories to follow

Gay Turkish Casey Jones

And here is the photo to prove it!

Turkish Lookey Likey-the turkish Desmond Lynham

Just come back from a week in Turkey, no doubt I will have more to write about later this week , needless to say it was very hot, in the low 40’s C which is pushing a hundred in old money. Going native I started to wear red kneckerchief, and along with my army cap and badge I started to look like a “gay Turkish Casey Jones”.

You know how I like Lookey Likies on my blog well the funniest thing in donning the neckerchief was I suddenly started getting mistaken for a Turkish Celebrity. Hulan Uluch- sports commentator, lothario and free spirit. I can live with that. The concierge in the hotel (Mehmet) started it off and some of the other staff actually started to believe I was Hulan, I had perfected his laugh by day three and thought maybe I could  get some work, his voice is deep too, and he has this funny laugh. Been checking him out on youtube and sure enough the resemblence is almost uncanny.

 

 

Me talking the usual crap (gay turkish casey jones)

My Turkish doppleganger

Kensington and Fairfield mystery photographs No.1

Mystery Picture No.1

Anyone any ideas where this is in K&F, 

answers later in the week.