24 7 365 Stella

Imagine the scenario you wake up, its 3 am, you smack you lips, “Hmm ” you think ” I could do with 5 cans of stella artois for under a fiver”, but it’s 3AM!!!!! 

What does a man have to do to get a drink in Kensington and Fairfield at such an unsavoury time. Well the answer is to hand, as we’re goign to get a a 24 hr wine shop (to add to the “Not Drunk Enought Store”, the one that looksa  bit like a downmarket amsterdam brothel), not that they told us this on the planning application….according to that it was just a “late” licence….so what are we going to do about this devil in our midst.

options

Find out where the owner lives and open a 24 hr a day Offie in his area?

Picket the place

Start drinking again (abstainer for 15 years) keep going in, down it all there and then in the shop and getting rat arsed (should be easy, as I’ll proabaly be able to get bevvied on a thimble of the afore mentoned Stella) make nuisance of myself  (vomitting shouting hallucinating etc) until they get fed up  and close at 11 pm or I die of liver complaint.

glue the locks (dont believe I wrote that but it is a good idea) but its open 24 hrs so there’s not going to be anytime in the day when we coudl do this.

Or people could jsut not go in, not buy anything and they’ll eventually get the message……

any other suggestions  (legal of course?????)